Oh, they built the ship Titanic to sail the ocean blue
And they thought they had a ship that the sea would not leak through
It was on her maiden trip that the iceberg hit that ship
It was sad when the great ship went down.

It was sad, it was sad,
It was sad when the great ship went down to the bottom of the
Sea-ea-ea-ea
It was sad when the great ship went down.

It was on one Monday morning, about one o’clock
When the great Titanic began to reel and rock
Well people began to cry, oh, Lord, I don’t wanna die
It was sad when that great ship went down

It was sad, it was sad,
It was sad when the great ship went down to the bottom of the
Sea-ea-ea-ea
It was sad when the great ship went down.

They were nearing to the shore, when the water began to pour
And the rich refused to associate with the poor
So they sent them down below where they’d be the first to go
It was sad when the great ship went down.

It was sad (so sad!), it was sad (too bad!)
It was sad when the great ship went down to the bottom of the (sea-ea-ea-ea)
Husbands and wives, little children lost their lives
It was sad when the great ship went down.

The boat was about to sink, and the sides about to burst, (The captain stood on deck with a tear in his eye)
When the captain shouted, “All women and children first!” (As he waved the last of the passengers good-bye)
But he thought he made a slip so he went down with the ship
It was sad when the great ship went down

It was sad (so sad!), it was sad (too bad!)
It was sad when the great ship went down to the bottom of the sea-ea-ea-ea
(Children wept and cried as the waves washed over the side)
It was sad when the great ship went down.

Oh, the heroes saved the weak as the ship began to leak
And the band on the deck played on
With “Nearer My God to Thee” they were swept into the sea
It was sad when the great ship went down, down, down

It was sad (so sad!), it was sad (too bad!)
It was sad when the great ship went down to the bottom of the sea-ea-ea-ea
(Uncles and Aunts, little children lost their pants)
It was sad when the great ship went down.

Lady Astor turned around just to see her husband drown
As the ship Titanic made a gurgling sound
So she wrapped herself in mink as the ship began to sink
It was sad when the great ship went down.

It was sad (so sad!), it was sad (too bad!)
It was sad when the great ship went down to the bottom of the sea-ea-ea-ea
(The sea, the sea, the sea, the sea)
It was sad when the great ship went down.

Now the moral of the story is very plain to see
You should wear a life preserver when you go out to sea
So if your ship goes down, you will never-ever drown
It was sad when the great ship went down.

It was sad (so sad!), it was sad (too bad!)
It was sad when the great ship went down to the bottom of the sea-ea-ea-ea
(Gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, gurgle)
It was sad when the great ship went down.
KER-PLUNK!

(Kerplunk
It sunk
Hunk a junk
In the sea
without me
Luckily
Hee hee hee.)

(Bonus verse:
Oh they thought they’d make a show, so they got DiCaprio
And the girls thought he was hot but the guys knew he was not.
And when the part came we should cry we all hollered, “LET HIM DIE!”
We were glad when the great ship went down.

We were glad, (SO GLAD!) We were glad, (TOO GLAD!)
We were glad when the great ship went down to the bottom of the sea-ea-ea-ea (Uncles and Aunts, little children lost their pants!)
We were glad when the great ship went down! )

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